Thursday 4 October 2007

Stupidity Test.Woohoo.

[if you get below 18,you're not that stupid]

[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ]You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
total=1

[ ] You have ran into a tree.
[ ] It Is possible to lick your elbow
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[ ] You just tried to sing them.
[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.

[ ]You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[ ] You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice (it wasn't. O.o)
[x] You just looked at it.
[x]People have called you slow.(in jokes)
total = 3

[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You’ve fallen asleep in class (this is not stupidity.)
[ ] If someone says “fart” you laugh.
[ ] You just laughed.
total = 1

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking (kasi minsan nakakapagod din kapag ikaw lang ang nag-iisip noh.)
[x] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
[ ] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
[ ]You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[ ]You use your fingers to do simple math.
total =2

[ ]You have eaten a bug.
[x]You are taking this test when you should be doing something important (actually,basta.)
[ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
total = 2

[ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[ ] You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
[ ] You have fallen out of your chair before
[x] When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling (again,i don't think this is stupidity.)

total =1

TOTAL: 10. alam na natin.hahaha.

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